Iguana Bites

I should make a waterbed out of this. Looks promising.

My Life in Japan…WOW:

Japanese Person asks  a foreigner, “Can you eat with chop sticks?”

1.  Incorrect answer by a foreigner:  “Yes I can”

2.  Correct answer by a foreigner:    “Can you eat with a fork?”

If you are a senseless douchebag having no love or sympathy to the kids, checkout this “I AM BETTER than your kids” website.

Maddox is behind this senseless commentary, demeaning and scorning child’s art work by grading it from A to F — is this your type of thing? I’ve only found F pieces so far.

Backstory:

I was standing around in a co-worker’s cubicle at my old job one day, and noticed that she had poorly drawn pictures hanging in her cubicle. So I told her they sucked. She took offense and brought to my attention that it was drawn by her 4-year-old nephew. It changed nothing. In fact, it only strengthened my resolve to grade children’s artwork, because I don’t think kids should get a free pass for being kids. Coddling children ruins them. Mozart wasn’t coddled, and look at him: dead and famous. Most people will only ever accomplish being dead in life. Mozart accomplished two things.

If you want to wobble your jelly, here is the device for it. By Nik Ramage.

via. Nothing To Do With Arbroath

Oh Nooosers! No tweets found.

via. オノ・ヨーコ×レディガガ!! / Lady Gaga performs “The Sun Is Down” with Yoko Ono and her We Are Plastic Ono Band at the Orpheum Theater ~ ArtMW.

A study has found that some dogs are natural gloom-mongers while others have sunnier dispositions. (optimists or pessimists)

via Yahoo! News.

3 Year Time-Lapse of Building Destruction & New Building Construction

via. Laughing Squid

via. Improv Everywhere.

’8-bit trip’ lego stop-motion video

via rymdreglage: the making of ’8-bit trip’ lego stop-motion video.